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Shannon Bryan, MaineToday.com producer and novice runner, trains for the upcoming Beach to Beacon 10K race.

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June 06, 2007
Why I'm running. Really.

I've been running from my ex...

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He's gotten word I've moved to Portland and recently posted this craigslist message (he used to call me "Amy," though I never really knew why...).

Must. Run. Faster.

Posted by Shannon Bryan at 01:09 PM
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My best guess it's simply one of your "aliases". I distinctly remember an adament Courtney Dawn running around an office supply store INSISTING that her name was NOT Shannon, that she wouldn't leave the store with me until I call her Courtney! Hmmm....and I remember the LQQKS I got from the other people in the store. Good thing those were not the days of photo cell phones, internet and Amber alerts....I might have found both you AND me on countless websites to see if there was some grieving family out there searching for their darling Courtney Dawn!

Actually, truth be told, that family DID find me and made me PROMISE not to give you back. There a secret trust fund awaiting you my sweet....I promise!

So...sounds to me that AMY is not hard to imagine either!

NOF

Posted by Judi
June 6, 2007 01:24 PM

Honey, please come back. I promise that thing with my cousin is over.

Posted by Joe Camel
June 6, 2007 02:35 PM

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